SO HARD NOT TO DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE EARPHONES ON WALKING BY YOURSELF
lol grammar puns
I laughed too much at this
i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner
Do… Girls really worry about this?
what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked
he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon
We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster
pretty sure the westboro baptist church think about gay sex more than gay people think about gay sex
I read this as weaboo church and it still applies
oh ym god
oh ym god
don’t fucking tell me that my talent is a “blessing” or a “gift.” it wasn’t given to me at all. i got to where i am today because i picked up a crayon in kindergarten and i haven’t put it down for 20 fucking years, not because some supernatural entity decided to sprinkle a little magic talent dust into my dna
Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting
Things I’ve learnt so far;
Everything is Troy Baker.
Everything is Johnny Yong Bosch.
Everything is Yuri Lowenthal.
plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner
we ride together we die together
That’s not how you do it Javik